Hirsutism

1. Chris Brown by James Demitri
2. Helmut Lang & Marcus Schenkenberg
3. Helmut Lang Spring/Summer 1993

It's been a very long time that I felt attracted to a man with long hair. I can imagine being him. An ideal of the 90s. The legacy of one of the greatest fashion icons: Helmut Lang. And Marcus Schenkenberg of course.
/HORST

Dream Marriage

House of Holland, Blumarine & Roberto Cavalli Spring/Summer 2011

A Russian dating service advertisement caught my attention while watching ANTM so I had to stop and share my latest longing with you: I really want a fake blonde barbie girlfriend with big boobs. If you are her, please contact me.
/HORST

Hero Worship

Part 12: Katie Price





I sincerely apologize for this post. But recently I fell in love with Katie Price. Touched by her duet with Peter Andre. And positively shocked seeing her performing in a shiny pink catsuit. This is what I want when wishing for a Barbie Fashion revival.
/HORST

Arena Horst Plus

Magazine Arena Home + 1996
Photographer Mario Testino
Styling Carine Roitfeld

The inherent resemblance between this Arena Homme + spread and the universe of Lynn & Horst is remarkable. Take a look at the Ugly Underwear Contest. Or remember this certain fur blanket image for the Replica series. The truth is: I am Carine Roitfeld.
/HORST

Temporary Memorial

After paying tribute to Brigitte Nielsen and reviving the platinum blonde, my new haircut feels a bit like Dolph Lundgren. A style you can only achieve by confiding in a Frankfurt hair dresser who still lives in an abstract version of the 90s.
/HORST

Barbie Fashion

Armani Fall/Winter 2000
Cavalli Spring/Summer 2004 & Gucci Spring/Summer 2002
Cavalli Fall/Winter 2003 & Versace Spring/Summer 2003

I actually do miss Barbie Fashion. I wanna see tacky girls in metallic pink bell-bottoms, big 3-Wetter-Taft hair, fake fur and mini skirts. Now that we've learned to dress in black draped pieces by Haider Ackermann and Ann Demeulemeester we should have a quick shopping spree in a suburban super mall.
/HORST

T

"This conversation makes me wanna slit my wrists" - Taylor Jacobson literally is me. Platinum blonde and always annoyed. A kitten lover and sometimes a little bit tacky. Honestly, I'm having a D.I.E. moment.
/HORST

Hair

Let's put it simply: severe.
/HORST

Blonde Wig Fight

Lanvin Spring/Summer 2010 vs. Wigs

It appears to me Claude Montana himself was the main inspiration behind the latest Lanvin collection. And I always admired the 80s fake chic. I am living it myself, haha.
/HORST

Image credits Catwalking, Unknown

Daily

My pure school outfit for today.
Brands are not worth mentioning.
You all know them already.

Have a wonderful day, hope weather doesn't suck at your place, cause it certainly does here (in Sweden).
/LYNN

Ps: Yes, it's chaos in my room, but well hell, that's authenticity then, aight.

White Sneakers

Everyone should have some.
/HORST

Blonde Blackness

Photographer Pierre Dal Corso
Styling Kristina Gisors
Make-up Griphée

Shall I paint myself black? I would love to! Just need an assistant.
Any volunteers?
/HORST

Hero Worship

Part 3: Leonardo DiCaprio





Here are my most favorite Leo pics. After plastic surgery I will look like this.
/HORST

Give Me A Piece

Photos Lina Persson

I love neckpieces. Especially this one: very structured, geometric and subtle. The way ugly Horst likes it best. Big hug to Maj.
/HORST

Too Much Too Good

In Germany we would just say: Bück' dich!
/HORST

Pussycat

Photo Unknown

Grrrrr...
/HORST

Vanilla Lick

Photo Horst Diekgerdes

I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Ice Cream.
/HORST

P.S.: Please pay attention to the photographers name...

Boyd

Model Boyd Holbrook

I like his haircut.
/HORST