Lesbian Trash Booth

Lynn, Horst and our favourite babe C. in Oberholz, Berlin

"I could feel the magnetism between my lips and her cute and juicy nipples. It felt so good almost touching it. I will never forget this moment" - Charly Angel
/HORST

Horst vs. Heidi

My post Halloween post. And yes, I am not a tomato. I am a strawberry!!!
Cause I am sweet.
/HORST

Quote of the Day - Amee

"Hi, mein Hengst!

Ich bin Amee, ein scharfes Teeny was sich nicht so einfach zähmen lässt! Alles was mit Samt und Seide zu tun hat geilt mich total an. Das Gefühl von sanften Stoffen auf meinem Body macht mich total scharf! Männer mit durchtrainierten Körpern machen mich am meisten an. Meine Brustwarzen Piercings lassen mich versaut und spermageil werden. Beim Ficken brauche ich es lange und härter. Ich bin für fast alle anturnende Schweinerei zu haben.


Lass Dich von mir

total leer saugen

und besorgs mir

heftig!"

/HORST

One Day You're In, Next Day You're Out

/HORST

Pumpgun Lovers

And yes, we are also the most belligerent guys in the world. We even fight with watering cans!
/LYNN & HORST

I Want Muscles

Walter van Beirendonck Spring/Summer 2009

Okay I have to show this because it is so brilliant. Using the beard as his signature, Walter van Beirendonck beats himself. See all 36 model dwarf reincarnations of the Antwerp avantgardist.
/HORST

Horst Riding The Pig II

It's been a while (have a look at Part I) but now we met again: The pig and the Horst. The swine is a bit older and bigger now (the question is which one?), but also our love has grown. The force of attraction has remained unchanged.

/HORST

Church Of Jump

London has more to offer than sausages. It is the center of religious enlightenment. Maybe. Where people dress in colorful slogan tees and do the Jump dance. To express their feelings, their joy, and unbreakable love for the one who saved us all. Let's celebrate. When you believe, ridiculousness is non-existent. Maybe.

Discovery Kingdom

Photo Asthmabunny

Please bring me there! I want popcorn, ice cream and a ride.
/HORST

Lesbian Statue

Hat Vintage
Bag McDonalds
Overall Models own
Gloves Ratio Med
Shoes Crocks

Imitating not recommended.
/HORST

Statuesque

Loving and/or riding statues in public is super hip! I once proved it and recently found some followers.


Jason Nocito


Fashion Squad

And the story continues...


Horst riding the bear in NY...


Horst doing a psycho girl in Brühl...


And finally Horst defeating a pliosaurus in Stockholm and flirting with a dwarf woman in Cologne.

Which animal memorial did you take? Send me your pictures for an adamant photo story! I count on you (especially on you, jamade)!!!

You Are Lynn & Horst!

Lynn & Horst trashed you up!


Jessie and Claude - the pretty fairies of German fashion blog culture are bringing sexy back.


Jamade - the sensational guy who is able to represent both Lynn & Horst at the same time!


Laura & her best friend 'Zuckerwatte' - delivering the sweetest things.


And finally Johnny - our adorable 'Reader of the Month' from Downtown L.A.!

We would like to thank all our loyal readers! You are the sexiest, hehe.
/LYNN & HORST

Your Face Here!

Become Lynn & Horst and send us your pics. We will arrange the rest...
/LYNN & HORST

P.S.: Stay tuned for the treasures to come!

Game of the Day IV

This time I was in search of the perfect Horst look-alike. And I found what I was looking for.



Never forget where you're coming from.
Never pretend it's all real...
/HORST

Cookie 'N' Cream

Photo Pregnant Goldfish

/HORST

Curtain Time Warp

The new hung over hair style. Easy to applicate with a great effect!
/LYNN

Let's Do It Again!

Jeremy Scott Fall/Winter 2008

I'm curious which fashion icons we will see in his dresses. And how will the men's collection look like? Anyone already discovered it?
/HORST

Game of the Day III

From left to right:
Sandra Weinerth - Jewels Cheerleader
Sandra Barenthin - Soprano
Sandra Steinbrecher - Scientific officer, Dresden
Sandra Lossin - Discofox dancer and (obviously) axle shaver

You cannot believe how much fun I always have playing the L&H Google Game. This time I tried the search word "Sandra" and it's amazing (or disgusting) what one gets there. Especially when one visits the respective websites to find out more about those hotties.
/HORST

Dreadlock Dog

Some dogs have better taste then humans, others don't. This little puffy seems to need some style advice, some beauty products for his 'wonderful' hair, and maybe some delicious dog biscuits for the soul. But there's rescue. For all dog lovers out there knut's has everything you need. Because also dogs have the right to shop til they drop!
/HORST

Dess Up Devendra

I choose a more minimal, russian-inspired, transgender look with high sexual tense.

Try it yourself at Devendra Banhart’s new website.

/HORST