Hero Worship

Part 12: Katie Price





I sincerely apologize for this post. But recently I fell in love with Katie Price. Touched by her duet with Peter Andre. And positively shocked seeing her performing in a shiny pink catsuit. This is what I want when wishing for a Barbie Fashion revival.
/HORST

Hero Worship

Part 11: Tony Ward




Photos Ken Haak, Steven Klein, Deborah Anderson, Miguel Reyes, Paul Goebel

In this case, I have to use superlatives. Tony Ward is the sexiest man alive. The self-acclaimed anti model devotes himself completely to a picture. And his body of work is impressive. Every detail of it.
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Frame Work

Artworks Nigel Tomm

Nigel Tomm himself describes his work as Most Famous & Super Popular Art. His interpretations of high-gloss photographs are raw and pitiless. Very ironic and also very superficial. Crunched and then pressed into digital squares to maintain the original shape. Destruction without destroying.
/HORST

Denim Shorts

Ripped shorts will never go out of fashion. They work best on manly guys, ideally equipped with beard and chest hair. If you can't offer this, a cropped T-shirt is your substitute of choice.
/HORST

Cutouts

Collages Matt Lipps

This is just a little teaser. If you want to see more exquisitely explicit artworks dive into the wet depths of the Matt Lipps universe.
/HORST

Moan & Groan

Artworks Marlene Dumas

It might be an art-historical crime but in Dumas' works I see the female, sexualized version of Francis Bacon. Distorted bodies in lustful pain. Vague and blunt at the same time.
/HORST

Invisible Orgasms

Artworks Jon Haddock

The series Internet Sex Photos shows pornography with the people removed. Good, hu?
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Art Department: Mario Zoots

Collage Mario Zoots

The multi-faceted collage work of Mario Zoots marks the start of a new L&H series. Artist from all over the world and beyond will contribute to the lipstick and the sausage with exclusive artworks. Mr. Zoots catches the eye with porn and fashion magazine assemblages. Haptic works of layered tackiness and crystal bling leopard love.
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Ripped Again

So this summer everyone needs white ripped shorts. Cause it's gonna be a hot hot summer. No room for false modesty or shame. And no room for taste. This is chavy chic.
/HORST

Carwash

This is for my mum. I know you like it too! And no, you didn't do something wrong.
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Sperm Lasso

Lonesome Cowboy by Murakami Takashi

I know no one wants to or is living in Frankfurt, but if so see the Murakami exhibition at MMK. Or go to any other museum because listening to people explaining art is great entertainment.
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P.S.: And please watch Kaikai & Kiki!

Quote of the Day - Amee

"Hi, mein Hengst!

Ich bin Amee, ein scharfes Teeny was sich nicht so einfach zähmen lässt! Alles was mit Samt und Seide zu tun hat geilt mich total an. Das Gefühl von sanften Stoffen auf meinem Body macht mich total scharf! Männer mit durchtrainierten Körpern machen mich am meisten an. Meine Brustwarzen Piercings lassen mich versaut und spermageil werden. Beim Ficken brauche ich es lange und härter. Ich bin für fast alle anturnende Schweinerei zu haben.


Lass Dich von mir

total leer saugen

und besorgs mir

heftig!"

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Horst Bizarre

Can you handle this?
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Re-Interpretation

Meadham Kirchhoff Spring/Summer 2009



Ripped denim is back. And we all know why... I would have loved to show you my complete collection but I guess this is enough xxx for tonight.
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Plastic Pearls

Works Deborah Sengl

This is no porn, it's just patterns. And when you can sell a blow job as art, that's perfect. It can't become any better.
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Touch My Tralala

Gunther - Ding Ding Dong

Looking for some fun? Looking for some love? Looking for some xxx?
I have what you need!
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German Literature

I don't know if it's a German thing that old and/or old-fashioned people read Groschenromane (dime novels) but it's really fascinating. So is the fact that German porn magazine readers like to hide their treasures between gardening or dog magazines. Lynn dared to analyse this phenomenon in-depth. The conclusion: Sushi on Muschi (pussy) is the next big party hit!

I studied German literature, just by the way...
/LYNN & HORST

Game of the Day II

Bored? Nothing to do?

Let's play the L&H Google Game! Type "Schlumpf" (smurf) into Google and have a look at the image results.

This is what I got:



Try it yourself!
/HORST