My Moon My Man

Maybe a man can carry the world. But his knock-knees could become a problem to accomplish this mission.
/HORST

Squeeze Quiz

Dear readers,
what do these six extraordinary hot hotties have in common?
A Colours
B Hairstyle
C Cup Size

/LYNN

P.S.: Thanks to Paul for the inspiration. Send us your picture to be part of the story.

Cat Women

I prefer the right one. I guess she has been waiting for Horst a long time.
And now I am here to rescue her from the gym.
/HORST

Flea Market Beauty

That's how to dress for success when you are selling tableware kitsch at a car-boot sale. Showing your cleavage is maybe the best strategy. And wearing winter boots of course. True competition to Brigitte Nielsen. Ah, and her fellow is already waiting in the car...
/HORST

Can't Touch This

It's not my fault. I am not asking people to show parts of their body no one wants to see. It just happens. I am not mean. I am just there and coincidentally have a camera with me. That's all. That's reality. If you wanna complain, I am not the complaint department.
/HORST

Church Of Jump

London has more to offer than sausages. It is the center of religious enlightenment. Maybe. Where people dress in colorful slogan tees and do the Jump dance. To express their feelings, their joy, and unbreakable love for the one who saved us all. Let's celebrate. When you believe, ridiculousness is non-existent. Maybe.

Mean Again

It is not politically correct, I know, but today I stalked two sweet girls. First i was thrilled by the handbag, secondly by their grace. And because they don't want to loose any of their precious pounds, they took the elevator. Horst himself took the stairs instead and awaited the ladies one level lower. Enjoy my little photo love story.


Waiting for rescue. Cause every step burns calories...oh my god!


And here they are! Can you feel the elegance?


A German saying... Wie die Mutter, so die Tochter!


She knows about her charisma. And she knows how to wear undersized tops with pride.

I feel amazed
/HORST

Hot Dog

Hot-dog stand, train station, Uppsala, Sweden

I always recommend sausages for lunch. It's the best. Always guaranteeing perfect shape. I even could convince some Swedes. The Horst mission continues...
/HORST

Ass Attack!

Help! I need somebody.


Mc Donalds, Hauptwache Frankfurt

Maybe a new trend?
/HORST

Lesbian Statue

Hat Vintage
Bag McDonalds
Overall Models own
Gloves Ratio Med
Shoes Crocks

Imitating not recommended.
/HORST

Do The Funky Beat

Dustin the Turkey - Irlande Douze Pointe
(Ireland Eurovision Song Contest 2008)

/HORST

Discounter shopping

Does discounter food make people fat?

Just a question... What was Lynn's comment again: "Will he ever get out of the cash box?" Just another question...

Or do cheap products cause physical handicaps?

Maybe. Maybe not.

And what about a crane to go shopping? In NYC "valued costumers" even get a special treatment. That's not a question, it's the plain (and fat) truth.


Ok, this is very mean. I apologize to everyone who feels attacked. But it's just because I care!
/HORST

German taste is back!

Please hold on tight. Just as we thought Germany has its fashionable and inspiring sides we already have to suffer a great backlash.

Honestly, I don't know how to describe that. Yes, short shorts for men are hot. And yes, guys can wear handbags. And ok, a beard isn't such a bad thing. But here something definitely went wrong. Especially the fat, tattooed thighs make me throw up in the figurative sense.
/HORST