Remake Blunder

Original vs. Fake

I waited roughly 3 months to get this Acne pouch as it was sold out quite fast. They promised it would be on stock again in November. And yes, finally here it is. The terrible thing is that they did not reproduce exactly the same pouch, but added an awful picture of the Ance house! What is this?! Why didn't they just print the logo across the whole pouch? It looks like one I could buy at Woolworth Frankfurt in the sale area.
/LYNN

Idyll

Although she detests this season, Lynn pocketed her bad-quality mobile camera and stormed out into a beautiful fall day. What she found was a magnificent landscape. Unexpected and worth a sigh. Her recommendation: Move your ass!
/LYNN

White

My new floor. The result of intensive grinding, endless vacuum cleaning
and exhausting soaping. But the best thing of all: watching workers getting sweaty and dirty.
/LYNN

German Literature

I don't know if it's a German thing that old and/or old-fashioned people read Groschenromane (dime novels) but it's really fascinating. So is the fact that German porn magazine readers like to hide their treasures between gardening or dog magazines. Lynn dared to analyse this phenomenon in-depth. The conclusion: Sushi on Muschi (pussy) is the next big party hit!

I studied German literature, just by the way...
/LYNN & HORST