Ugly Underwear Contest: The Winners

Time to get dressed again. Although little Horsti would enjoy your underwear company a little bit longer. But now it is time to announce Mr. and Mrs. Ugly Underwear 2010, united in one submission: Berlin based fashion label JULIAANDBEN are the proud winners and creators of the worst pair of underwear for him and her. Maybe soon available in their online shop...?
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Ugly Underwear Contest: The Voting

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It's been a challenging task. Balancing the fine line between sexy and tacky. NOW it is your turn: Pay respect to our brave and towering contestants and vote for your favourite interpretation. And always remember: There can only be one Miss Ugly Underwear 2010.
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P.S.: The voting can be found to the right.

Ugly Underwear Contest: Martin

Soundtrack Shantel - Authentic

Martin: "Absolutely and authentic, my style is egocentric - as I heard about that great idea of the ugly underwear contest, immediately this christmas present came to my mind and I didn't want to hide it. One of the ugliest things I have ever seen."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Richard

Soundtrack Salt'n'Pepa feat. Rufus Blaq - Gitty Up

Richard: "Alas my tan lines don't show at all in any of the pictures, such is the evil of indoor lighting. And the evil of low res crap camera phones too."

Ugly Underwear Contest: George

Soundtrack Khia - My Neck, My Back

George: "I'm sorry, I seem to lack the ability to make something really ugly! This is my last attempt. If this isn't ugly, I don't know what is."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Lotte

Soundtrack Hildegard Knef - Illusionen

Lotte: "Hilde sings for Lotte... The underwear is from my grandma and the photo is the result of one of the wildest parties I have ever experienced. At the end everyone was naked!"

Ugly Underwear Contest: Enzo

Soundtrack Adriano Celentano - I Want To Know

Enzo: "I want to know... who she was. When she was here. What we have done. And why? Why have we done what I don't know anymore. And by the way: what's your name again?"

Ugly Underwear Contest: Peter

Soundtrack Sisqo - Thong Song

Peter: "Here's a little something I dragged from the back of my underwear draw. It's an original 90's SHIRTOLOGY turquoise thong. I'm still wearing it now as i type this."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Lara

Soundtrack Joe Dassin - Et Si Tu N'Existais Pas

Lara: "The song picks up the intimate atmosphere between the two, you can almost feel how they decided 'Well, this is our night, we'll take off our clothes, listen to some tragic french song and stay up all night.' Nothing says sexy like a speedo/man thong and french songs."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Milo

Soundtrack LMFAO - I Am Not A Whore

Milo: "I don't own any ugly underwear, only sexy!"

Ugly Underwear Contest: Vanessa

Soundtrack Janet Jackson - Together Again

Vanessa: "The song is an homage to my snug ugly underwear that I used to wear years ago until I recognized how disadvantageous they look. And now I rediscovered them again."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Paul S.

Soundtrack The Beloved - Sweet Harmony

Paul: "There's no way to see more ugly underwear than on the internet and I never got behind the fascination of showing off in front of a webcam. Plugging in your webcam, hitting 'play' to give the imaginary wheel a spin and find yourself facing a chubby guy with his hand down his pants, a man in a mask brandishing a large knife, or a lonely French golf instructor who just wants to talk. So instead of talking to a pimple-faced kid crunching on an apple in a Minesota kitchen I couldn't agree more to the following song: Getting together, celebrating good old-fashioned sex and skin contact."

Ugly Underwear Contest: JULIAANDBEN

Soundtrack Sondra Prill - Pump Up The Jam (Sand In My Crack Mix)

JULIAANDBEN: "That's the last straw, Horst!"

Ugly Underwear Contest: Haikal

Soundtrack Maria von Schmedes - Ich kann net bügeln

Haikal: "I don't need to iron my panties and they don't need to look good. I will kiss the boy anyway."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Vinz

Soundtrack Phil Collins - Against All Odds

Vinz: "Love sometimes is trashy like this Phil Collins track or these markedly beautiful boxer-shorts."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Paul K.

Soundtrack Tom Jones - Sex Bomb

Paul K.: "I hate this song as much as ugly underwear. That's why I always go for simple Calvin briefs."

Ugly Underwear Contest: René

Soundtrack Duran Duran - Notorious

René: "Burns the skin from your eyes."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Bronko

Soundtrack Boston - More Than A Feeling

Bronko: "This is my deepwater horizon Bauhaus underwear. A discipline of construction. Architectural in photography. Inventive yet unpersonal."

Ugly Underwear Contest: Daniel

Soundtrack Mirazh - Music Saved Us

Daniel: "Since I can't compete with little Horst in the hardbody-factor category, I went for the solution of a tacky arrangement in tacky photography feat. tacky underwear. With a whiff of New Burlesque. Just uglier. These briefs are actually my boyfriend's, but whatever. And we got them in Rome on New Year's Eve some years ago. Cos you always have to wear 'mutande rosse' when midnight strikes and the new year begins - some tricky aspect of Italian superstition. It's red underwear instead of red roses, and very conveniently 'Open 24 Hours' of course. No sponsoring from the champagne brand as of now, btw."